2015 Relief Society Goal

2015 Relief Society Goal

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

TOP SECRET REPORT

Agent Shy Shoe reporting on the recruitment process for Operation Service Agents. The evening was great success. I was able to get the following evidence of the new recruits as they were training. First, the agents had to know the code to enter the telephone booth that was the portal to our training center.
Here are the recruits checking in. They got their secret agent names and filled out their application to become a Secret Service Agent.
We reviewed the Code of Ethics. All agents agreed to live by the code.
Security was tight at the training facility.
Top Agent Happy Potato (bishop) spoke to all of the recruits. He encouraged them to work hard and told them of the training that was ahead of them.
One of the tests was Service Jeopardy. Recruits were tested on their ability to quickly recognize acts of service.
Another test was to check the memory of the recruits. They only had 20 seconds to memorize items on the table and then see how well they could recall the evidence.
The hardest test of the evening was performing acts of service through the lasers. This tested their speed and agility. Many recruits did a fantastic job crawling through the maze.
Some recruits were willing to sacrifice themselves and slide under the lasers. It was most impressive.
I noticed some agents were very confident in their abilities to pass the tests. They seemed to enjoy themselves!
This recruit did an amazing job carrying small "kids" safely back through the lasers.
Top Agents Tiny Skunk and Happy Potato oversaw all of the training and discussed which applicants would be advanced to field agents.
Agent Giant Pillow tried to use her relationship with head of security, Agent Strong Dragonfly to secure her spot on the team.
We had excellent trainers to help the recruits pass their tests.
Some of the recruits thought they were very fast and that they could quickly move about serving others. Top Agent Happy Potato decided to have them sprint and see who really was the fastest.
Agent Tiny Skunk let all of the recruits know they had passed all of the tests. She gave words of encouragement as the recruits were dispatched to go out and serve.
Agent Happy Potato handed out the tools necessary for the recruits to get to work.
All of the recruits know they have the best bishopric and excellent support as they go out on their missions.
Congratulations class of 2014.
Now, be silly and serve!
Signing off, agent Shy Shoe.