TOP SECRET REPORT

Agent Shy Shoe reporting on the recruitment process for Operation Service Agents. The evening was great success. I was able to get the following evidence of the new recruits as they were training. First, the agents had to know the code to enter the telephone booth that was the portal to our training center.

Here are the recruits checking in. They got their secret agent names and filled out their application to become a Secret Service Agent.

We reviewed the Code of Ethics. All agents agreed to live by the code.

Security was tight at the training facility.

Top Agent Happy Potato (bishop) spoke to all of the recruits. He encouraged them to work hard and told them of the training that was ahead of them.

One of the tests was Service Jeopardy. Recruits were tested on their ability to quickly recognize acts of service.

Another test was to check the memory of the recruits. They only had 20 seconds to memorize items on the table and then see how well they could recall the evidence.

The hardest test of the evening was performing acts of service through the lasers. This tested their speed and agility. Many recruits did a fantastic job crawling through the maze.

Some recruits were willing to sacrifice themselves and slide under the lasers. It was most impressive.

I noticed some agents were very confident in their abilities to pass the tests. They seemed to enjoy themselves!

This recruit did an amazing job carrying small "kids" safely back through the lasers.

Top Agents Tiny Skunk and Happy Potato oversaw all of the training and discussed which applicants would be advanced to field agents.

Agent Giant Pillow tried to use her relationship with head of security, Agent Strong Dragonfly to secure her spot on the team.

We had excellent trainers to help the recruits pass their tests.

Some of the recruits thought they were very fast and that they could quickly move about serving others. Top Agent Happy Potato decided to have them sprint and see who really was the fastest.

Agent Tiny Skunk let all of the recruits know they had passed all of the tests. She gave words of encouragement as the recruits were dispatched to go out and serve.

Agent Happy Potato handed out the tools necessary for the recruits to get to work.

All of the recruits know they have the best bishopric and excellent support as they go out on their missions.

Congratulations class of 2014.

Now, be silly and serve!

Signing off, agent Shy Shoe.

Super Saturday!!

THANK YOU ALL that helped with Super Saturday! It was, once again, an amazing success. All who participated enjoyed their day. The Relief Society Presidency and their committee did so much hard work. We had fun with our projects and visiting with each other.

Sisters!

We also had great classes. One was on interior decorating. We learned a lot of new little tricks. All of our homes will be looking fabulous very soon! Thank you for taking your time to help us!

We also had a great class on new/creative ways to package gifts. These are so beautiful! We are looking forward to the holidays to practice the new tricks we learned today!

If you didn't know, our ward is full of amazing cooks. When the Relief Society gets together we always eat beautiful and amazingly tasty food. Today was no exception! Thank you for the great pasta bar we enjoyed for lunch.

Once again, we would like to thank those that put in endless hours planning and preparing for Super Saturday. It was a great success! We are thankful for all of your sacrifice!

Super Saturday 2014 SIGN UP!!

Its time again to sign up for Super Saturday projects and classes! We are so excited to offer some new and exciting things to work on! Please sign up and get your money turned in by SEPTEMBER 28!! CHECKS NEED TO BE MADE OUT TO BLUFFDALE 9TH WARD. COME FOR LUNCH!! We will have a pasta bar! Come visit with neighbors and take a little break while working on your projects.

ROOT BEER REINDEER $2.50 per six pack $6.00 including soda

BUTTON BRACELET AND EARRINGS $4.00 ADD $1.00 for earrings

TEMPLE PICTURE ON CANVAS $6.00 Please indicate which temple you would like.

DIP MIX ORNAMENTS Single $1.50 Double $2.50 Triple $3.50

PINE CONE DOOR WREATH $10.00

CHRISTMAS CANDY GIFTS (candy NOT included) $0.50

PHOTOGRAPH BOOK MARKS FREE for first 4 $0.25 for each additional. YOU BRING YOUR OWN PHOTO

DAYS UNTIL BLOCK $3.00 You customize with chalk pen

EMERGENCY CAR KIT $20.00-$35.00 depending on detail you include

WELCOME SIGN WITH MAGNETS Sign $10.00 Each magnet $1.00

Magnet group one $6.00

Easter $4.00 (a baby chick will also be included)

4th of July Starts will be red, white & blue $4.00

Halloween $4.00 (a candy corn and ghost will also be included)

Christmas #1 $4.00

Christmas #2 $4.00

BLANKET LADDER $12.00

RULER GROWTH CHART $13.00

Candy Cane Wreath Small Wreath $20.00 Large $42.00

How to classes will be free and will be about 30 minutes each. Class #1 at 11:00am Interior Decorating. Tips for making a room stand out and catching to the eye. Class will include ideas on painting, balance, accent walls, placement of decor and more. Class #2 at 1:00pm Unique and Creative Ways to Gift Wrap. SERVICE PROJECT We are collecting items for a school that is is need. The kids that attend this school are from lower income families and can not afford basic school supplies. Anything you can donate will be appreciated. Here is the list of items still needed: Glue Sticks Composition Notebooks Pencil Boxes Tissue Boxes Hand Sanitizer Crayons Pencils Ziplock Bags First Aid Kit